St Peters Way not on fire!

Letter to the Warrington Guardian this morning after the news about the fire on St Peters Way...

Dear Sirs,

Was having a lazy morning but when I heard about a fire on St Peters Way, I jumped in the car and 'legged it' to see if our building was on fire as the last fire on St Peter's Way caused a fair amount of damage. Upon arrival we found that a) we were not on fire; b) the fire was three roads away on Haydock Street and c) my toast had gone cold. I request compensation from Warrington Guardian for inaccurate journalism. Please send one slice of brown toast, buttered, to Evans House, Norman Street, Warrington.

Kind regards

David Evans
Evans House Limited