Yes dear folks, the Gremlins have descended upon us once again at Evans House and killed the East Entrance Lift to Independance, Cheshire Martial Arts, Lock Down Escape, Sentry Security, Natural Strength Yoga, Mike Ward Fitness Training and my private toilet with the pink fluffy seat.
Whilst rumours have arisen that we have turned off the power only when knackered parents have entered the building for a giggle (which we do most weeks in fairness), we can confirm sightings on small evil looking creatures, not the cute furry thing to the left.
We apologise for any inconvenience and have instructed Ace Electrics to resolve the issue (cough...they broke the lift). We hope to be back up and running shortly. If you need access to the lift in the interim, please contact the business you are visiting and they can make alternative arrangements with Evans House Management.
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