Letter to the Warrington Guardian this morning after the news about the fire on St Peters Way...
Was having a lazy morning but when I heard about a fire on St Peters Way, I jumped in the car and 'legged it' to see if our building was on fire as the last fire on St Peter's Way caused a fair amount of damage. Upon arrival we found that a) we were not on fire; b) the fire was three roads away on Haydock Street and c) my toast had gone cold. I request compensation from Warrington Guardian for inaccurate journalism. Please send one slice of brown toast, buttered, to Evans House, Norman Street, Warrington.
Evans House Limited
Evans House's Blog author likes the sound of his own voice and couldn't find his a**e with both hands.